Enlightenment

Continuing our ecstatic Journey, we passed by a large and bronze polished Taoist temple and we noticed enslaved Buddhist monks building it.  I decided to give them one of the white horses magical hairs and it scared the Taoists away.  UNFORTUNATLEY the Taoists didn’t leave, so the Taoists and Buddhists both agreed to some competitions.  I would intervene during the competition so that my friends the Buddhists, would win.

APPARENTLY the very ugly Monster Pigsy captured Tripitaka, he thought his Monk flesh would satisfy his need for immortality.  I had to save him.  I found a village where Pigsy would invade and murder plenty,  not only did I save Triptaka, I saved that village.  As we were still traveling to the citadel, we encountered a long flowing river and this shelled creature called the Turtle helped us cross over.  He begged me and Tripitaka to ask Buddha when and if he will be human again.  HAHA that’s hilarious, he’s stuck as a turtle.  Unlike him I can be anything I want.  He wished he was me.

We finally reached Buddhas citadel to find that once we entered our earthly bodies were left behind.  This was finally happening, we were reaching Enlightenment.  We attained the holy scriptures we’ve been searching for…only to find that they were actually white, blank, nothingness.  I felt wasted, how could we have come on such a long and tiring journey and find nothing.  Tripitaka had an idea, he offered his gold bowl in exchange for the true scrolls.  This worked! We recieved the entirety of all 5,048 of the scrolls that portray the origin of all religions.

On our way back we faced one last trial, Tripitaka forgot to ask Buddha about the Turtle.  I guess he really was that important.  On our way back we realized our mistake since the Turtle abandoned us. This caused us to drown.  The white horse found us and magically transformed back into a huge scaly dragon to carried us to the dry land.  After completing our task, we all are transported to Paradise to live with Buddha.  All of us have reached Enlightenment.

Now I know what your thinking, Monkey IS THAT IT.  Well that’s only if you want it to be, but for now…if you want to know what happens next look up.  You might see me floating on a cloud with a large golden staff being the awesome Monkey King I am.