That Damned Monkey- Roni

Dear Diary, As you know, I am the most powerful of all, reigning above everyone on earth, living and nonliving. My subjects all fear me because they know I have the power to steal their souls at any given moment. But what they don’t know, is that I actually really don’t enjoy my job. I … Continue reading That Damned Monkey- Roni →

Day in the Life of the One and Only Monkey- Mazin Osman

OO AH OO AH OO AH!!! It is I the great Monkey and if you are reading this, it is because I am amazing and you are pathetic and you are trying to rise as a person by reading my blog. This is the first entry of my life. I have just been given the … Continue reading Day in the Life of the One and Only Monkey- Mazin Osman →

This guy thinks he can escape death- Taha Majidi

So while i was getting bribed to revive some souls... I mean when I was sending souls back to their rightful bodies due to a small mistake, The Kshitigarbha who was my guide of the dead, and my first Judge of the dead were planning to go to the Jade emperor because some monkey who … Continue reading This guy thinks he can escape death- Taha Majidi →

Patriarch Subodhi

One of my pupils has just encountered a monkey roaming our chambers and has brought him to me. Once the monkey had told me he was from the Water Curtain Cave, I was disgusted having heard of those people and how they conduct themselves. I saw this monkey as a disgrace but when he explained … Continue reading Patriarch Subodhi →

Journal Entry 1 (Tripitaka) -Abdel-Latif

On this day I have officially been tasked by the Jade Emperor to travel to India to fetch scriptures of Buddhism. I initially held the name of Hsuan Tang, however the Emperor made me accept the name 'Tripitaka' as that was what the scriptures were called. This journey will only be fulfilled through dedication, as … Continue reading Journal Entry 1 (Tripitaka) -Abdel-Latif →