Blog 3

(continuation of first and second blog)

Did you truly believe i lost? To the Demon of Havoc? I returned in triumph after slaying him using a method I had learned called “body outside the body” where i can turn strands of my hair into several hundred small monkeys. I relayed the story of how i subdued him to my people and I told them of course about my great journey across the seas during the time of my absence i told them how I was seeking enlightenment, learning the ways of the humans, restlessly wandering a cloud, how i learned the secret of eternal life, and how i gained my name in religion .”I AM AWARE OF VACUITY!!” they all clapped loudly and cheered as they presently made offerings of wine and fruit.

What a great king i am. To remain a great king i have to protect my monkeys against extinction, and to do that i will teach my little ones how to fight, make weapons, how to advance and retreat, I will make them almost as great as I am… okay not even nearly as great. Okay okay it was not my original plan, at first it was sword-play , after thinking to myself about the serious consequences of me training this army with wooden weapons, suppose a king saw us and saw us a threat, wooden swords wouldn’t help you much then.

Some monkeys told me of a king east of our mountains with a city full of soldiers, i am sure they would not mind sharing with monkey. Using magic and a spell and the help of my little monkeys we snatched up all the weapons we could manage to carry. They had a parade the next day in my honor.

Why am i currently at the bottom of the eastern sea you ask? well i did not find my sword to my liking at all and i found it to be quite cumbersome. The four Old monkeys told me about some Dragon-king i can call upon him and maybe he will find me something more subtitle. Sadly i found all his weapons unsuitable or just too light weight except one size changing piece of metal the iron that pounded the milky way .I felt almost as if i was chosen, no one could hold such a weapon. I was asleep when two men took me as i was dreaming to the land of darkness to have me arrested but i was no longer compounded by the elements and i d not come under deaths jurisdiction but being dragged angered me so i made my staff size full and showed my self in, they cant bother us again now that i crossed out all our names from the files that hold the monkeys day of death, now there are many monkeys that seem to never grow old.