Dear Diary,
having slain the demon who underestimated my skills and got exactly what he deserves, I decided to teach my monkeys how to fight properly. My monkeys are weak, so I had to start small. At first, it was fun, but then I came to the realization that all this is only a game, but the consequences of it may be serious. I had no other option but to be responsible in order to protect my monkeys and I from extinction! So, I traveled to the east of our mountains.
Once I arrived, I had to think of a way to get the weapons. I then decided to take advantage of my magical powers, therefore, I recited a spell and drew a magic diagram on the ground to stand on. I took a long breathe and expelled it with so much force that sand and stones flew through the air. I’ve never felt so powerful and strong as I did in that moment. The realization of my capabilities hit me I was beyond proud of what I could do. Feeling mighty, I lowered my cloud and went straight for the government buildings where I found every conceivable weapon. I wanted to jump up and down from how excited I was when I saw those weapons, but I had to look calm and collective.
There were way too many weapons for me to carry, so I took advantage of my powers yet again! I did my absolute favorite trick, which was turning my hairs into thousands of monkeys who look exactly like me. The excitement was unreal! After I collected all the weapons, a great gale of magic wind carried my monkey minions and I back to the cave. I noticed that the monkeys were frightened when they saw a great swarm of monkeys in the sky above and, to be honest, it was hilarious seeing them rush into hiding the way they did!
When I came down, they were astonished when they saw me and they rushed forward to pay homage. I was congratulated on my performance by my monkeys. After my triumph today, I learned one important thing, which is that being a hero and the feeling of getting praised never gets old! Although I managed to succeed bringing weapons for my monkeys, the story still continues, so if you want to know what happens after my heroic moment, keep on reading…